hey guess what?!

The Universe answered and said, "C, C, and J - you deserve this place.  Have it.  Take it.  It's yours.  Now don't have sleepovers with boys."  To that I say thank you, and now I have another eensy teensy favor.

We've got an opening for one more roommate.  The place is gorgeous [she said not having actually seen it with her eyes] and there's going to be a ton of room and it's in a really great area if you're over the age of 22.

A few other incentives for you:

Roommate A is a nurse.  She can save you.

Roommate B works at Vivint.  She can hook you up with all the Sweet Bros you want.

Roommate C works at Nordstrom.  She can put things on hold for you and entice you with all the latest and greatest (and no, for the nth time, she can't give you a discount).

Also, it's fully furnished, lots of storage space (so I'm told - my one requirement for a place is that I have enough room for my shoes), and has two (TWO!) family rooms.  Parking, etc, etc.

You'll love it.  So call me.

One last incentive: I wear size 8 1/2-9 in shoes, a 27 in denim, and I can rhinestone whatever your heart desires.