Friday, June 29, 2012

OMG

YOU GUYS.  SURI CRUISE IS BLAIR WALDORF.

No, really.

Her parents are getting divorced.  She's got impeccable fashion at such a young age.  She's a fierce brunette with a love of headbands and tights.  Her dad will eventually one day admit his desire to be with a beautiful male model instead of Katie Holmes.

This is real life.


I just hope her "Dan phase" is someone like Maddox Jolie-Pitt.  And I bet she ends up marrying the future progeny of William and Kate.  Or a Beckham.  Of course.

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