YOU GUYS. SURI CRUISE IS BLAIR WALDORF.
No, really.
Her parents are getting divorced. She's got impeccable fashion at such a young age. She's a fierce brunette with a love of headbands and tights. Her dad will eventually one day admit his desire to be with a beautiful male model instead of Katie Holmes.
This is real life.
I just hope her "Dan phase" is someone like Maddox Jolie-Pitt. And I bet she ends up marrying the future progeny of William and Kate. Or a Beckham. Of course.
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