people.

there is only going to be one more season of Gossip Girl.  tonight was the season finale, and well, let's just say that all of the character assassination across the board actually made me quite happy, because it now makes most of my predictions almost entirely likely.

So I now present to you how Gossip Girl is going to end, not only in the way that would make me happiest, but in the way that would be truly epic.

Chuck and Blair get married and have world domination from the Upper East Side.  Bunnies hop, chicks chirp, birds sing, and everyone bows down to the perfection.

Jenny comes back to take over Waldorf designs.  She still wears shoe polish on her eyes.

Nate and Lola end because Lola is annoying.  

Nate and Jenny have googly eyes again which makes me happier than ever.  My second favorite coupling that almost happened, but unfortunately the shoe polish got in the way.  No longer.

Dan writes his books and they end up all Devil Wears Prada or Nanny Diaries where people enjoy reading it, but in the end they don't really care if those people are bitchy simply because it's fun.

Dan isn't totally alone.  He has his disgusting hair.

Lily and Bart end up with no children liking them.

Eric meets up with them in the Hampton's talking about his new life there as a bartender, still attending high school.

Rufus does something.  No one cares.

Finally, Serena ends up on the streets as a prostitute. All is well.